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Description[]

Johnny-Boy's is a hole-in-the-wall bar/grill in New York City owned and operated by Johnny-Boy himself and is host to all sorts of entertainment, from music acts to more "adult" performances later at night.

Recently, through the development of his ability to sense nearby specials, the owner has come to realize that his bar is a gathering place for his kind. As such, Johnny-boy's has become sort of a safe haven for specials of all kinds, although word of the high number of specials at the bar has yet to become common knowledge beyond more than the employees and some of the regulars who frequent the bar.

Employees[]

Johnny-Boy

Johnny-boy, owner of Johnny-Boy's Sports Bar & Grill.

Known Visitors[]

Fun Facts[]

  • Johnny-boy's menu is extremely small- it consists of burgers, hot dogs, fish and other bar food staples- but if he has the ingredients to make something else for a customer, he'll make it. He's always trying new things and loves the challenge of always being ready for anything.
  • The rules of the bar are stated on a sign above the bar: Wear Clothes*, Don't Start Fights, You Break It, You've Bought It and Don't Be An Idiot. (An adjacent sign bears a large asterisk and states "Men: No shirt, no service; Women: No shirt, free drinks".)
  • Johnny-boy's signature drink is called The Irish Time Bomb, and it's served with an energy drink (similarly to Jagerbombs), which is meant to be drank together. It's named as such for the way that it "sneaks up on ya an' knocks y'on yer ass when y'least expect it" when the effects of the energy drink wear off after an hour or so. He also makes a really mean home-brewed pale ale.
  • Johnny-boy frequently experiments with other cultures and cuisines in his food, so the special of the day/week is usually something completely at odds with the rest of the menu. Regulars know to avoid the special whenever it involves crustaceans or spice, especially after the never-spoken-of Curry Burger Incident.
  • You don't get kicked out for a fight unless you threw the first punch. (The sign says "Don't START Fights".)
  • The jukebox is set up to only play hard rock and heavy metal. No requests, unless they're awesome.
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